Vacationing ?

[LEAD POISON]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther,

"Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm

gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice

about where to go.


Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got

pregnant.


Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got

pregnant again.


Last year you suggested Tahiti and damned if Earlene didn't get

pregnant again."


Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

"I'm taking Earlene with me."