Today, before leaving for work, I placed my loaded rifle on my front porch. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, the UPS guy made a delivery, several people walked their dogs down the street, children walked past the house on their way to school, and later on their way home. Quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
Upon returning from work I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there right where I had left it. I didn't even budge. It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the lib media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest f#@*ing gun in the world.
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