How much money should I be sending you ?

[timshufflin]

Okay, so I see that there was some lame earthquake recently and now there's some storm going up the east coast. Because I know my corrupt governments history, I'm sure I'm supposed to send someone a check soon. Sooooo, how much do I owe, what thief am I supposed to send it to, and who should I wish bone cancer on?

When will the stealing stop?

[Prince Humperdink]

About $3.50.......

[LEAD POISON]

A buck 380.

[Punch The Clown]

Hey, I was at work and our whole building shook. Now add that to the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks-of which I watched the buildings collapse-and I think the govt. owes me about $10000000000000000000 for the emotional scarring. Add another couple of 0's if the hurricane comes my way. Of course I don't think I can ever go back to work. I need a support group for sure and the cisd team. A fema trailer would be nice. After 9/11 the govt. handed out free friedrich air condtioners to anyone on public assistance. I'd like a bertram or a hatteras in case of flooding.
But wait! My ex-wife's second cousins sister-in-laws neighbors friend was on flight 800 so of course I'll be attending that memorial-on the taxpayers dime. The frigate we had at our disposal for last years memorial was pretty nice.
I'll check today's paper. There must be a candle light vigil going on somewhere.

[canes7]

I'll wait for FEMA to come by and give you that shake down personally. I'm going to have to review tapes of Katrina "victims" to see the language they used to obtain their entitlements.

[sandsnow]

I can't say much more than this:

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m390/hwy62/forum%20funnies/rebuild.jpg

[M1orNone]

About $3.50.......


Those damn aliens, always askin' fo tree-fiddy! lmfao! ;)

...gratuitous South Park reference...:D

[paid4c4]

Tim I saw the tracking of the storm, looks like you better plan on sending everything!
Bill

[Prince Humperdink]

Those damn aliens, always askin' fo tree-fiddy! lmfao! ;)

...gratuitous South Park reference...:D

That damn lock ness monster! LOL

[dogboysdad]

I'm waiting on my FEMA trailer and debit card.

[cuppednlocked]

No need to send cash... just a mag fed G or the M69 (or whatever it's called) and some ammo. I'll take care of the rest.

[cannonshooter]

Timmy,
Im not greedy you can send me all of what you can spare for my pain and suffering of having to go through the earthquake and now the hurricane. The emotional stress is just going to be too much to bear. I DEMAND THAT I BE COMPENSATED FOR BEING ORDERED TO SHOW UP FOR WORK AND NOT BEING ALLOWED TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!. That should be worth at least 5 million dollars. At least im not a liberal or Id be wanting 5 billion! lol
Mack

[toolman]

Send all your garands to my address. And ill forward them on to the proper authority's PROMISE! peace tool

[herrmann]

Tim, You need an anger management course. Send me $ 1.00 and I will pray for you !