I Stole This From The Fal Files

[Punch The Clown]

"A well-fed and complacent sportsman being necessary to the existence of a slave state, the privilege of the people to keep and use regulated hunting arms in select locations and seasons shall only be infringed upon a little bit at a time."

[timshufflin]

Oh, the current 2nd.

[Punch The Clown]

I like to think of it as the 2nd, democrat version.