I Was Busted In Canton Ohio!

[Punch The Clown]

Folks, I'm in a heap of trouble. I decided to drop in on my old buddies Eric Moore and Rick Borecky when I was pulled over by the Canton Police!. They asked me to drop my pants and when they saw I was wearing those half boxer/half briefs I was slammed to the ground, cuffed, and dragged off to jail. I had no Idea they [my undergarments] were illegal in Canton and to make matters worse-if charged I'm looking at a mandatory 2.5-7 years!!! I know that it's my fault as I should have thoroughly researched the laws of every state, county, township and hamlet I would be passing through but to me putting on my underwear was just a natural thing. When I get out sometime after 2014 you know I'm buying "Penal Codes for Dummies". When I get all settled in please send canteen money and KY.

[melloman]

Looks like 2012 is already shaping up for you.

[KnickKnack]

Don't worry. Congress is working on a law to make your State boxer/briefs CC Permit valid in all States. Hang it there, Bro! Won't be much longer now!!

[Punch The Clown]

KK, that'll never happen in time. My only hope is a pardon from the Governor. I heard that, you know what doesn't count if it happens in prison.

[jak]

I'll send you a cake with a file hidden inside.

[paid4c4]

Stu, buddy sorry to hear of your imprisonment. I'll be up that way Saturday for a gun show would you like me to plan a break out? Mean while I'll send soap on a rope and I would suggest you keep your tailgate up!
Bill
PS: The Krag shoot dead on.

[KnickKnack]

I'll send you a cake with a file hidden inside.

I'll send you a cake with KY hiddne inside. :)