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dross
11-02-2012, 02:17 AM
Mailed it today to be converted, and its already taking Tim too long. Tim, lay out your tools, watch for the FedEx truck, and wheel it into your shop like a patient going to the emergency room!
timshufflin
11-02-2012, 05:37 AM
Mailed it today to be converted, and its already taking Tim too long. Tim, lay out your tools, watch for the FedEx truck, and wheel it into your shop like a patient going to the emergency room!

Does this patient have private insurance or government insurance? There's a big difference in how such a patient should be treated :)
dross
11-02-2012, 07:25 AM
Tim, in my perfect world health insurance would work exactly like your gun business, pick a doctor you like, pay him cash out of your pocket, and buy insurance only for something catastrophic like the mailman running over your MiniG with his mail truck.

In my perfect world you'd even tip your doctor - that's how private I'd like it to be. So Tim, make it real good and real fast and there's an extra coupla bills in it for ya. :)
timshufflin
11-02-2012, 07:27 AM
LMAO!!!!!! Your answer is fricking brilliant!
dross
11-08-2012, 02:12 PM
So by my estimation you received my rifle yesterday. If you worked all night and sent it back to me by overnight on your dime, I can start watching for it tomorrow morning. Let the watching begin!
timshufflin
11-08-2012, 04:46 PM
If its a G with unfinished wood, started on it just now.
dross
11-08-2012, 05:12 PM
Nope, mine's the gray laminate one.

I'm 50 years old, but I feel like my little six year old daughter before her birthday. Take your time.
timshufflin
11-08-2012, 09:22 PM
Nope, mine's the gray laminate one.

I'm 50 years old, but I feel like my little six year old daughter before her birthday. Take your time.

I will love your rifle up Sir but the wait will be at the extreme side of 10 days. This place is swamped.
dross
11-08-2012, 09:26 PM
I understand. Im going to pout, though.:)
dogboysdad
11-09-2012, 12:04 AM
I understand. Im going to pout, though.:)

Chances are the skinny bastard will be working on your G whilst talking to me about very important things. Very important things. He focuses better when smoking cigars. Good cigars. Maduros. Don't let him get distracted. It could be tragic.