LEAD POISON
11-26-2012, 06:08 PM
Some A-hole looked at my beer belly in the pub last night and
sarcastically asked, "Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?"I said,
"There's a tap underneath, taste it." *** I was talking to a girl in
the bar last night.She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave,
and got your hair cut, you'd look pretty good."I said, "If I did
that, I'd be talking to your friends over there." *** I went to the
pub last night, had a shot of Ezra Brooks and saw a fat chick dancing
on a table.I said to her, "Nice legs."The girl giggled and said with
a smile, "Do you really think so."I said "Definitely, most tables
would have collapsed by now." *** I was telling a girl in the pub
about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling
their breasts."Really" she said, "Go on then... try."After about 30
seconds of fondling she began to lose patience."Come on, what day was
I born"?I said, “Yesterday." ***;)
sarcastically asked, "Is that Budweiser or Pabst Blue Ribbon?"I said,
"There's a tap underneath, taste it." *** I was talking to a girl in
the bar last night.She said, "If you lost a few pounds, got a shave,
and got your hair cut, you'd look pretty good."I said, "If I did
that, I'd be talking to your friends over there." *** I went to the
pub last night, had a shot of Ezra Brooks and saw a fat chick dancing
on a table.I said to her, "Nice legs."The girl giggled and said with
a smile, "Do you really think so."I said "Definitely, most tables
would have collapsed by now." *** I was telling a girl in the pub
about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling
their breasts."Really" she said, "Go on then... try."After about 30
seconds of fondling she began to lose patience."Come on, what day was
I born"?I said, “Yesterday." ***;)