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csacpt
01-26-2013, 11:30 PM
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.
Signed, Abby

Brinks352
01-27-2013, 12:41 AM
Thank you for the laugh. It is keeping me entertained as I sit here at work making money to give to Tim :)

timshufflin
01-27-2013, 01:00 AM
Abby is now dead.

csacpt
01-27-2013, 01:02 AM
Oh, I know, but still found it funny. :)

axemurderer
01-27-2013, 03:12 PM
Laugh I thought I would die!!!!! Stolen and posted on FB.

REHRIFLE
01-27-2013, 05:29 PM
Mommy Abby is dead. Daughter Abby took over the column years ago.

cannonshooter
01-28-2013, 08:18 PM
Original Abby is dead and so is this country.

csacpt
01-28-2013, 08:42 PM
Original Abby is dead and so is this country.

"Infantrymen don’t die. We regroup in hell and kill the enemy twice."

Ain't heard the fat lady sing just yet.

cannonshooter
01-29-2013, 07:46 AM
It is going to take a lot of Patriot blood refreshing the tree of liberty for us to get our Country back. The problem is we are not organized as we have not been planning for this. They have been planning and training to enslave us. I would rather die to try and get my freedom back than continue in slavery.
Mack