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jak
03-11-2013, 10:38 AM
Must be nice !!!


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Punch The Clown
03-11-2013, 09:18 PM
I thought you were talking about parkerizing your car at home.
axemurderer
03-12-2013, 08:27 AM
I thought you were talking about parkerizing your car at home.

I also thought the same thing, and was quite interested.
dogboysdad
03-12-2013, 07:53 PM
If Stu was going to park his car, he'd drive it to Shuff's and tie up his shop for a week. He'd probably get Tim to change his oil and check his brakes while Stu orders some new rubber from tirerack.com on Tim's credit card. Stu would then drive the freshly parked car back to Brooklyn and sell it on craigslist for a hefty profit.
Punch The Clown
03-12-2013, 08:12 PM
Eric, you have aroused my conscience. Your words cut just as deeply as any blade! I have to live forever with the guilt of knowing that I stole the bread from my close friend's table. What can I do to right this wrong? How do I seek absolution? I have brought shame to my household.

Some soliloquy, huh? I made it up myself too. Damn I'm talented. The Bard of Brooklyn!
timshufflin
03-12-2013, 09:46 PM
Eric, you have aroused my conscience. Your words cut just as deeply as any blade! I have to live forever with the guilt of knowing that I stole the bread from my close friend's table. What can I do to right this wrong? How do I seek absolution? I have brought shame to my household.

Some soliloquy, huh? I made it up myself too. Damn I'm talented. The Bard of Brooklyn!

Please, knowing that you could somehow benefit from the $40 gained from the sale of your treasure is far more important then my child's anesthetic during surgery. Nathaniel may hate you Stu but I love you babe. I can only hope that the $40 can somehow settle the issue with the plaintiff who is savaging your daughter.
Punch The Clown
03-12-2013, 09:59 PM
My daughter is suffering for the sins of her father. And I denied Nate his anesthesia for forty pieces of silver. I don't even like me.
dogboysdad
03-12-2013, 10:09 PM
Please, knowing that you could somehow benefit from the $40 gained from the sale of your treasure is far more important then my child's anesthetic during surgery. Nathaniel may hate you Stu but I love you babe. I can only hope that the $40 can somehow settle the issue with the plaintiff who is savaging your daughter.

Is "plaintiff" the new slang for "latino baby-daddy"?
timshufflin
03-12-2013, 10:12 PM
Is "plaintiff" the new slang for "latino baby-daddy"?

Yes, yes it is.
Prince Humperdink
03-12-2013, 10:12 PM
Ya'll lost me in this conversation.Huh??
timshufflin
03-12-2013, 10:20 PM
Ya'll lost me in this conversation.Huh??

You are a stupid man, aren't you.
Punch The Clown
03-12-2013, 10:22 PM
Tim, you have a package coming in the mail. Sumimasen, Shufflin sama.


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timshufflin
03-12-2013, 10:24 PM
I'm going to throw up, please send the package to some homeless POS.
KnickKnack
03-12-2013, 10:25 PM
I've seen a few cars parked in living rooms in my time. Of course, they had come in through the front wall of the house and weren't suppose to be there. Usually surprises the homeowner too.
dogboysdad
03-12-2013, 10:26 PM
Tim, you have a package coming in the mail. Sumimasen, Shufflin sama.


http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo140/Stumedic/46818144-chopping-off-my-little-finger_zpsc9e4c980.jpg

Not to worry Tim. The only way Stu would send that to you would be if you could parkerize it . . . and it better be perfect.
Prince Humperdink
03-12-2013, 10:27 PM
You are a stupid man, aren't you.

Absolutely!!!BTW,nice british accent.