Jimbo Slice
02-20-2014, 10:25 PM
So there were three farmer's daughters and they kept badgering the old man to let them go on a date. Finally he relented with the stipulation that he meets the boys first.
So the first guy comes to the door and the old man answers (with shotgun in hand).
The kid says, "Hi, my name is Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer looks him up and down and then lets them leave.
Second guy knocks at the door, and farmer answers.
The kid says, "Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going to the show. Is she set to go?"
The farmer looks him up and down and then lets them leave.
The third kid knocks on the door, and the farmer answers it.
The kid says, "Hi, my name is Chuck"
BOOM!
The farmer shoots him dead.
So the first guy comes to the door and the old man answers (with shotgun in hand).
The kid says, "Hi, my name is Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?"
The farmer looks him up and down and then lets them leave.
Second guy knocks at the door, and farmer answers.
The kid says, "Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo, we're going to the show. Is she set to go?"
The farmer looks him up and down and then lets them leave.
The third kid knocks on the door, and the farmer answers it.
The kid says, "Hi, my name is Chuck"
BOOM!
The farmer shoots him dead.