I Think I Was Sexually Assaulted!

[Punch The Clown]

About 40 years ago I was on an elevator around Christmas time. It was in a department store and was very crowded. I felt something rubbing my crotch but I dismissed it as we were packed in the elevator like sardines. I looked at the man right in front of me and I saw he was breathing heavily and sweating profusely. I realized at that point I was being groped! The elevator door opened and the groper disappeared into the crowd before my friend and myself could catch him and throw him a beating. I told Tim about this episode and he questioned me about the identity of the groper. With his help and guidance I realized it was chuck schumer!!!! What shoudl I do? Should I come forward? I realize that it was forty years ago but the more I think about it the more I'm certain it was chuck. I feel so dirty.

[canes7]

You owe it to yourself. Just do it.

#metoo

[timshufflin]

I say come forward! Everybody's doing it!

[Bob W]

Punch, you poor man. Perhaps hypnosis would help clarify the details of the tragic incident. And with the media's help you could attain closure. (and a few mil')

[Prince Humperdink]

I'm sorry bro,this brings up horrible memories of when janet reno touched me innapropriately,but she is no longer with us.

[timshufflin]

I'm sorry bro,this brings up horrible memories of when janet reno touched me innapropriately,but she is no longer with us.

You mean, "it is no longer with us"?

[canes7]

Eric Holder sexually harassed me by threading to send me to “Federal Slam you in the Ass” prison if I didn’t haul crates of AK-47’s across the southern border to the drug cartels.

#metoo

[timshufflin]

Hmm, it saddens me to see all the fondling, groping, tickling, assault that you folks have endured.

[Bob W]

Hmm, it saddens me to see all the fondling, groping, tickling, assault that you folks have endured.

I'm just jealous. I WISH someone would fondle, grope and tickle ME. Hell. I'd even settle for assault, that's fun too!

[Punch The Clown]

I saw this picture and I started shaking uncontrollably. That was the face. It's all getting clearer now. I need closure.

https://i.imgur.com/L8mFmks.jpg

[timshufflin]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!