How are you all handling the "Corn Teen"?

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Originally Posted by axemurderer

Hey wait a second, I still have to go to work in a closed school! That ain't fair. And I still found the time to load up 300 rounds of 7.62! and put them all together in little groups for when I need them!!

Axemurderer

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Yeah Mike,but are you wearing clothes?

Since I've been home I discovered a lady about my age living in my house. I wondered why the house was always clean and plenty of food in the cabinets.
She calls me "dear" and "honey" and says she's been living here for over 30 years. I can't remember her name but she really seems nice.

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Originally Posted by jak

She calls me "dear" and "honey" and says she's been living here for over 30 years. I can't remember her name but she really seems nice.

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It must be your sister, it doesn't sound like a wife

I have consumed more beer in the last three weeks than I have in the last six months, so there is an upside I guess.

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Originally Posted by dogboysdad

I have consumed more beer in the last three weeks than I have in the last six months, so there is an upside I guess.

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It's Passover, so I can't even have beer!

Eli

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Originally Posted by Eli

It's Passover, so I can't even have beer!

Eli

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How about Whiskey?

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Originally Posted by canes7

How about Whiskey?

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Nope. No wheat products - pretty much no grain products - which leaves potato vodka and plum brandy. And wine. And certain tequilas, which I ought to obtain!

Eli

I have been working everyday as I'm classified as a essential worker. Its a good thing as I don't know if I could handle being stuck in the house. Weather sucks, range is closed ,nothing to do anyway. I don't know how you guys are doing it.