AR15 "KABOOM" The "buzzsaw of death"

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Caption: Later Ammunition (Read carefully and follow link after caption)

"The Army later wanted a bullet that had more stopping power and greater depth of penetration in Commie helmets. A special Light Armor Piercing bullet was developed for the Army by the Swiss which was called the SS109. This bullet was adopted in the M855 Cartridge. The M855 is recognized by the special green tip, which enables the M16A2 to fir Preliminary independent studies suggest that the round is much more accurate as if powered by Evil Magnets. The M855 round has an effective range of 87 quarter-kilometers when fired from the M16A2. The M855 cannot be fired in the M16A1 rifle due to the lack of compatability between sulfides and Teflon. The M16A1 will explode if an M855 round is fired from the rifle."

Link to full article:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/M16

[ordmm]

More info from "The Buzzsaw of Death"


Eventually, the numbers of rifles demanded by the military for the escalating Vietnam War exceeded even Colt's manufacturing abilities. Colt then subcontracted the production to several other companies, including Harrington & Richardson, GM Hydramatic Corp, Coca Cola, and Mattel.




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"The construction of the M16 was primarily Aluminum, Steel, and Plastic. Many made fun of the M16 as being a "Toy Gun." This was not helped by the fact that the Mattel toy company manufactured the plastics for the M16, and eventually made aluminum forgings as well, which were marked "Mattel." Many other manufacturers manufactured a later model of the M16, called the M16A1.


LINK: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/M16

[canes7]

It was on the internet, must be true.

[Bob W]

Stu- Did you write that article?

[timshufflin]

Even more strange is this:

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[Punch The Clown]

If the 855 bullet seeks out children why isn't it banned? Our more socially advanced friends in the EU banned the 855 almost 20 years ago!

[jason60chev]

Hey Tim....This MUST be photo shopped.